Plain Heathen Mischief
Author: Martin Clark
Narrator: David Aaron Baker

Published 2015 by Recorded Books
19 hours – Unabridged

Plain Heathen MischiefJoel King is a disgraced Baptist minister in Roanoke, Virginia, having just served a jail sentence after pleading guilty to contributing to the delinquency of a minor. This is shorthand for a certain level of sexual shenanigans with a 17-year-old girl. Joel is the only one surprised by the fact that his wife has divorce papers waiting for him on the day of his release. So he is headed across the country to Missoula, Montana, to stay with his sister until he gets back on his feet, and he gratefully accepts the generous offer of a ride from Edmund Brooks, the only member of his former congregation who stuck by him in the aftermath of the scandal.

Edmund is a flashy, flamboyant, cheesily ingratiating guy who comes across like a two-bit con man right away, and it’s not long before his true nature is revealed, once again surprising the strangely oblivious Joel. Edmund’s plans for Joel include a stop in Las Vegas that plunges our hero into the moral and legal morass in which he flounders for the rest of the novel.

Having begun this audiobook with certain preconceived notions of what it was going to be, I could not help but be disappointed. I thought it was going to be funny: an irreverent caper chock-full of madcap shenanigans and colorful characters. In fact, it’s a different kind of story altogether. I have seen the book classified as a legal thriller and as psychological suspense, but to my mind it is at best a weak example of either genre. Slow-moving and recursive, it’s never very thrilling or suspenseful. I found the main characters to be neither likable nor the least bit interesting.

David Aaron Baker is a veteran audiobook narrator whose work I have enjoyed in the past, and he holds up his end of things reasonably well here. Female voices are not his forte, however, and they all tend to evince this irritating whine. In the case of Christy, the “bad” teenager who is purportedly at the root of all of The Reverend King’s problems, of course, that is perfectly in keeping with how the listener is intended to feel about the character. Joel King himself, to me, was just as irritating in all his smarmy piety; in his case, though, we are not treated to a vocalization that hammers it home.

Your mileage may vary, of course. If an unrelenting churchiness does not bother you, and you don’t go in expecting either a laugh riot or a gripping crime story, you might enjoy this low-key tale of a preacher facing his frailties.

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Disclaimer: I received a copy of this audiobook from the publisher as part of the Solid Gold Reviewer program administered by Audiobook Jukebox. No payment was received in return for a review. The receipt of the book had no influence on the opinions expressed in my review.

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